Hi this is Eileen.

I am a girl. A girl is a girl and a boy is a boy. A boy is not a girl and a girl is not a boy. I am a girl because I am not a boy. A boy is not me, because I am a girl.

Talking crap...

Crap is crap which is not realistic because its just CRAP. Realistic things are not crap. But sometimes real life can become as crappy as rubbish. now we introduce a new thing called rubbish. Definition of rubbish : Rubbish are things that you do not need because they are junk. We now introduce a new thing called junk. Definition of junk : Things that are rubbish which are crappy.

As you can see. Crap and junk and rubbish are all interrelated. Therefore, if someone scolds you crappy, he is saying you are like rubbish and junk. If someone says rubbish, he means that you are junk that are crappy. if someone says junk, he means that you are crappy and full of rubbish. So in return, just say thank you to them because you are the dustbin.

So, a girl does not say junk, rubbish or crap, which I am doing now. So I am a boy. A boy is a boy and a girl is a girl. A boy is not a girl and a girl is not a boy. I am a boy because I am not a girl. A girl is not me, because I am a boy.

Therefore, since Eileen is not a boy and neither is Jennie, the only boy we have here is

Love,
JOANNE!

So now you can guess who wrote what lah...














PS. Everything is by Eileen lim lam lom. ((: Jennie would understand. but anyway jennie has alr read this -.- okay. lame. )