Oh wee.
back to post (:
Anyway, was doing tuition work lahs.
Then saw this very funny excerpt.
Hmm.
Since I have nothing to blog about, BUT im oh-so bored.
Shall type out word by word, letter by letter.
(: i know u must be thinking
"like duh?! if not what? can don't type mehs?"
ANYWAY...
about GENERATION GAP.
lol.
quite interesting.
as in.
well the conversation im gonna post (:

Generation gap widens : In Asia, it's more like a canyon

Bu Nury Vittachi

The phrase generation gap may have been coined in the West, but the concept itself has been perfected in the East - or so I heard from some single Asian guys I was chatting with. Here's a typical phone conversation from a modern Asian family.


Son: Hi Mom. I won't be home for dinner tonight. I'm going out.

Asian Mother: Out? With who?

Son: Just a friend.

Asian Mother: Fine, fine. You prefer bad girls to the nice ones I choose for you.

Son: I'm not going out with bad girls. I'm going out with a guy called Lee from work.

Asian Mother: So he can introduce you to bad girls. I know this sort of man.

Son: He is not going to introduce me to ANY girls. He doesn't know any. He's a TOTAL GEEK! We're just going to Tech City Mall to check out new computer games.

Asian Mother: Tech City Mall? There are girls there?

Son: MOM. It's a computer arcade. It's mostly guys - there are hardly any girls there.

Asian Mother: Ah, so now you admit it - you and this Lee are going to a place to meet bad girls.

Son: That's not what I said!

Asian Mother: You said a few girls hang around in a place for men. They can only be bad girls.

Son: MAMA, we're just buying software. Games.

Asian Mother: I've seen these games. There's this Tomb Raider woman who hardly wears any clothes. You prefer her to nice real-life girls I choose for you. Can computer-game woman provide heir for me ... I mean, you? What's wrong with my friend Daisy's daughter?

Son: There's nothing wrong with Daisy's daughter. I'm not ready to marry anyone just yet. When the time comes I'll marry someone, who may OR may not be Daisy's daughter. Okay?

Asian Mother: Ah, so you are already considering possible dates for marriage. That's good. The first week of December is auspicious. I'll give Daisy a call to see if it suits the family.

Son: NO! I didn't say I would marry her. I said I might.

Asian Mother: I will make necessary bookings, just in case.

Son: Sigh. Goodbye, mama.

Asian Mother: Wait. When are you bringing Lee home?

Son: I'm not bringing Lee home.

Asian Mother: You are refusing to introduce an employed, unmarried male to your own sister?

Son: Mama. She's only NINE!

Asian Mother: We need to start somewhere. These days young people take time. But first I need to phone your boss and get Lee's salary estimate and career prospects.

Son: No, mama. Please, don't do that.

Asian Mother: If he is going to join the family we need basic information.

Son: Look. Never mind. I think I'll just come straight home after work tonight.

Asian Mother: That's great! I'll invite Daisy and her daughter. After all, you are a young, single man. You know what your problem is? You need a social life.

WOW.
if that EVER happens to me,
BOY OH BOY,
sheesh mans.
跳进黄河也洗不清.
LOL!
this mama uhs.
sighs.
hahaha.
Actually this rather exaggerated lahs.
now is parents scared too young relationship.
HEHEHE.
Thankfully, that doesn't happens to MY FAMILY.
"phew?"
LOL I always took it for granted till I read this ._.
shocking news ehs.
Tskk.
And response to the description given:
this is SO NOT a "typical" phone conversation dude.
and the last sentence was so ironic! xD
"you know what your problem is? You need a social life"
HEHEE.
look who's talking. ;P
LOL.

Anyway like wow.
Great.
I'm so bored, I revisited "farmville" on facebook.
And weee~!
Zynga came up with this new game.
Called Fishville.
LIKE WOW.
Now, they create for fishes as well.
COOL.
right.
But being so bored, I have no choice but to try it :D
hehehe.
Okay lahs -.-
all the games revolve around ONE CONCEPT.
buy this thingy.
wait for the number of hours as indicated.
SELL.
earn money
decorate.
bla bla bla.
CYCLE REPEATS.
amaaaazing.
not really. ;P
SIGHS.
im now searching games.
retarded games like what
"hide the fart" aaahahaha
LAME! xD
hehehe.
what to do lehs, you tell me lorhs.

Oh, besides the sci quiz - Usage of Drug and Drug Abuse
that one lahs.
yayaya, I don't care whether its wrong.
Anyway, OH PLEASE MANS!
the powerpoint given to us.
was almost of NO HELP people.
-.- it was so basic that any idiot would have known.
Yet.
The questions in the sci quiz, had MOST, UNANSWERED in the powerpoint! D:
walao.
then need go research, even though some the answers are PRETTY OBVIOUS.
Then they shouldn't write :
Read this ppt and answer the quiz.
They might have as well wrote:
Go look at this quiz and go research on the question YOURSELF!
-.- kinda stupid right?
NEHMIND.
It didn't take too long of my time either.
HOHOHO.

Well, great, this wasn't the main point.
The main point was:
I HAVENT DONE MY ASSIGNMENTS.
holy crap.
UGHS! -.-
"I AIM TO FINISH BY WEEK 2!"
well.
made impossible now.
I think.
Shall start.
SOON.
Well.
That's what I always.
Yes, always.
Do.
SIGHS.
procrastinate, procrastinate, procrastinate.
-.- WHY OH WHY!

Another thing I found out while doing the Sci quiz.
Ya know, the driver license.
yeah you know. -.-
well.
whats the minimum age to get driver's license?
Cause, in America.
It's 16.
I think
or 15.
ah, who cares.
No wonder always accident here accident there -.-
In Singapore, heard was 18, but too many accidents.
Then raised to 21?!
Is this true ._.
OH NO!
I don't wanna start learn to drive only when I'm an old aunty! D:
YUCKS YUCK YUCKS!
I saw this lahs, dunno how reliable though.
http://web.singnet.com.sg/~robin281/gp1.htm
They say age limit for driving is 21 ._.
wah scary ehs.
imaging driving only at 21?
NOPE.
cant imagine.
But anyways, I doubt I'll even have enough $$ ka-ching to have my own car.
TEEHEE. (:

OHMYMY!
I got my kaoji details alr :X
VEH SCARY! ._.
its first day of all the kaojis IF IM NOT WRONG D:
SIGHS.

新加坡华乐分级考试
Chinese Instrumental Graded Examination

唢呐考级通知

考生姓名（中文） 林依玲
Candidate's Name LIM EILEEN

考生编号 Candidate's Reg. No. 2009SN012

日期 Date 2009年11月26日（星期四）

级别 Grade 三 级

时间 Time 09:46 上午/下午

地点 Venue 上音音乐学院 Shangyin Music School

地址 Address Blk 844 Sims Ave #01-714 Singapore 400844

电话 Tel 6742 9359 / 6746 5763 (Fax)
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*注意事项 IMPORTANT

1. 除古筝、扬琴、打击乐器外，其他考生乐器自备。Exccept for Guzheng, Yangqin and Percussion, candidates are to prepare and bring their own instrument for examination.
2. 请携带此通知提前半小时报到。Please note that candidates are required to report for examination with this letter of notice, half and hour before the examination time.
   

OMGOMGOMG.
STRESS YARS! D:
Gulps.
im EXTRA-SUPER-DUPER-UBER-ULTRA-VERY-DAMN afraid that I'll screw up :X
REALLY! -.-
its like.
I totally suck.
totally.
SIGHS.
And I'm rather used to having dinglaoshi's sheng to "accompany" the music or something.
RAWRRR~!
now what?!
so quiet.
go there.
ALONE.
face-to-face with this STRANGER you've TOTALLY NEVER met in your life.
(or maybe you did, but I mean. chances are low ehs? -.-)
This is totally creepy.
UGHS. ._.
And if I really screw up, I'm probably the first in DHSCO history... to fail any exam
GAHHH...
*gasps!*
this is really scary.
I mean, I already screwed up in class.
NOT TO MENTION,
in exam lahs! D:
GREAT!
I'm breaking history records -.-
SIGHS.

People, you had
really.
really.
seriously.
not jokingly.
wish me GOOD LUCK.
not break my leg thanks. ;D
hehehe.
So far.
I just hope.
TO PASS my grade 3.
AND NOT SCREW UP D:
oh great. -.-
and later face that stranger
FORGET ALL THE NOTES.
then orbie good man -.-
that time really gg liao.
GOODIE GOODIE.
haix.
I already screwed my GPA.
Now I had better not waste all that money for shangyin.
And time.
And not screw that kaoji ._.
UGHS.
scary stuff.

Calm down...
PHEW.
well.
I hope to be saying this word when I come out from the exam "hall"/place whatever u call that.
LOL.
Let's just hope.
I'll be calm.
I'll NOT screw up.
I said NOT.
and I'll get it over and done with.
I'll heave a sigh of deep relief when I come out.
Hopefully.
And GET GOOD RESULTS.
Or let's just hope for a pass in the very first kaoji (:
BREATHE!
I so gotta sing this song when I go in -.-
LOL.
By Taylor Swift.
Which Deanna claims to be nicer than Mary's song D:
NEHMIND.
I like all taylor's songs.
nice what (:
HEHEH.
and she's preeeetty. xD

Alrighty, shall end my post off (:
AND I LOVE WRITING LONG POSTS nowadays lehs xD
KILLS BOREDOM! (:
ooolalaa.
hehe. back to fishville -.-
OH WELL.
and barn buddy.
right ...
So ciao for now ;D