LOL. no time post long long.

TMR GOT CHENGYU I HAVENT LEARN! GG -.-

Still got hw -.-
DIE LOHS!


Here's a joke.
Dedicated to BingXian especially.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

LOL!
Good for marketing ahs.
Those in IvP take note hors xD
hahaha!
JOKING! :D

Right.
BYE :D


Brief uhm.. events?:

Uhhm, starting from Wednesday.
Which is just yesterday :O
Ehs, yeah hors. xD
Hehehe, I still thought was like, many days ago ._.
So wed ....
China people came (:
Apparently I'm supposed to blog about some "hand blog" thing - as usual by Deanna.
But, Deanna haven't posted, so I shan't YET. (:


Early go home :D
FOR ONCE -.-
well, not very early. cause it's like
4.30 -.-
Haix.
But still better than 6+ which was the time for most of the days can! D:
Fell asleep on bus home -.-
But never miss my stop lahs, I very pro mahs ;P
did the stupid powerpoint for the chinese news reporter project.
And I actually can't find the saved copy -.-
Ended up redo-ing.
Thankfully, IT'S JUST SOME PARTS!
Phew.
And my pictures for weather forecast got save (:

PS. I used Google Earth save image (:
Pro hors? ;P
Did like 3 to 4 hrs can -.-
Until around midnight...
DAMN IT.
Today earlier reached school on time (: 7.20am
To rehearse.
But apparently, the girl named Jennie who requested it to be at 7.20 came only at 7.25.
How ironic.

And scared me during chinese lesson.
I realised cannot use projector cause it's spoilt.
I guess the light bulb blew off or something.
Then it's like I "spewing" all the profanes out can! :X
!f@#cxk$%^&kn*!n@#nb$%c^c&b*" kind of thing -.-
LOL. actually not a lot lahs, but yeah.
It's like I worked so much on it, yet cannot use, if really like that I wanna go bang head can -.-

And WE MUST GET TOP SCORE! IDC.

If not I will go bang head again -.-
Spend so much time never get top, I seriously will go crazy and angry D:
I mean, not to be bhb, but I think ours seriously rock/stone/pebble! :D
Got live interview, overseas call, etc! :D


Today.
Uhhm.
Yeeeah.
News report thing.
A little fail at parts for the "principal's interview speech"
But Valerie at the side prompted me with phrases (:
Hehehe.
So still quite fluent (:
And the weather forecast thing was quite well for me too! :D

YAY! (:

Okay, so do geog after school -.-

And now, I gtg revise my chengyu or else I'll be screwed.


BTW, look at this very interesting picture! :D


Click to enlarge

LOL, I think there's something wrong, I mean, how can so many countries arrive at my blog -.-
Plus it's like quite many wors ._.
That's the weird part.
Anyways, that's just random -.-


PSS.
Share another joke (:

British English vs Singapore English (AKA. Singlish)

One may conclude that our english is kanasai(like shit), but actually, it's simple, short, concise, striaght to the point, effective, etc.

When giving customers bad news.
British : I'm sorry, sir, it seems that we do not have the sweather in your size.
Singlish : Bo stock. (No stock)

Returning a call
British : Hello this is John Smith. Did anyone call me a few minutes ago?
Singlish : Hello, you call me ar(is it)?

Asking someone to make way
British : Excuse me, I would like to get by, would you please make way?
Singlish : Siam lehs! (Go away.)

When someone stares
British : What is it that you are staring at?
Singlish : See what see?

When someone is noisy
British : Stop talking so loudly here.
Singlish : Diam lahs(Shut up lahs/Quiet lahs!)

LOL.

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-.-
It's something really lame and random.

(I don't really agree with the title, but who cares.)

I'm done (:
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