2012 ._. ; list (:
Okay posting now (:
Sooooo, jixun, fenzu.
ended at 12?!!
ohwell :X
anyways, Jennie and Algena kept persuading me to play maplestory ._.
LIKE WTH?
its like, left how much time only?
gonna school reopen already sia -.-
Oh Algena
totally freaked me out...
about the stupid 2012 thing D:
Well, if the world
really is gonna end in 2012,
I WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE STUDYING -.-And this is really scary.
She said she saw online that this guy predicted the world WOULD end in 2012.
and the guy was the one who predicted major incidents like the 911, and many many other catastrophes :X
soooo, possibility to be true : 80% ._.
so, I went to search as well :X
http://survive2012.com/index.php/2012possibilities.html....
rather rubbish-y, but true to some extent.
Well, I agreed with Algena that hmmm, there probably wouldn't be END OF THE WORLD.
but might be something like ...
in the movie (:
like, tectonic plates moving, or the yellowstone - which is a volcano FYI would explode.
and WOAH, yellowstone is so big!
so you can imagine how massive the eruption is gona be :X
or there may be this solar thingy, which will cut off satelites and no power, no electricity.
might be worse than end of world.
I mean, let's face it.
Our society is so techno-advanced, electricity is needed in our daily lives.
so without it, HAHS.
Yeahh, and there might be major changes lahs.
But ahs, if its really true, isn't it almost the same as end of the world?! -.-
and heard that, if tsunami come, singapore first to sink.
tskk...
cause the indonesia island already no more,
NOTHING TO SHIELD US :OAnd even if its not in 2012 lahs, in other years(IF THERE IS, OTHER YEARS.) also sure die -.-
sighs sighs sighs.
still thought singapore safest, no earthquake nothing -.-
plenty of rubbish.
if tsunami really come ahs, see what the government can do.
hahs.
Great, I'm gonna get insomia from all the thoughts rushing thru my head ._.
And this makes me even not wanna do my work D:
Speaking of work, something interesting on twitter:
Me : OMG, i hate the computer D: makes me rather sticked/glued to it and my hw is still left a pile -.- RAWR!
A few hours later, someone actually replied to this, and this guy is totally random and stranger to moi lahs...
THE GUY: @eileen_105 my 2 cents for u u must read this oh yeah
Then I thought was some like, destress tips or
WHATEVERbut NO.
was some "fix ur PC" stuff ._.
I guess he misunderstood my meaning?
Hehs.
ahhhh, funny funny.
okay, so look at
Deanna's blog post.
LOL.
totally agree.
and read something on the newspapers as well:
Motorists : Cyclists do not adhere to road safety and regulation.
they switch lanes whenever they want.
Cyclists : Motorists are too impatient.
they always get too close.
ahhhaa!
both true (:
I think, they should make something like a very narrow lane for cyclists and cyclists only (:
fairer to everyone ehs? ;D
I think. ._.
And some people drive until
super reckless.and no road courtesy at all -.-
Vietnam all cyclists, so the motorists no choice, have to adapt to surroundings cause everyone's riding a motorbike, and it would be dangerous to be driving at 80km/h to realise someone would cross the road without notifying you.
Well, welcome to Vietnam (:LOL!
And people can just cross the roads, without traffic lights - in Singapore, its called jay-walking or something. :O
And even
WITH traffic lights, the drivers wont follow lahs -.-
So, when someone finds that, the traffic is less heavy, he/she will just cross.
and the drivers would just slow down until the person crossed the road (:
sooo,
ROAD COURTESY! ;Pand PS. I miss Vietnam D:
So wanna go back to visit relatives Dx
oh, random : I heard my nanny is coming to singapore (:
hehs, nanny = person who babysits you?
yeah, when I was in vietnam -WHEN I WAS YOUNG, DUH?!- the nanny took care of me lohs (:
Just in case you dunno, I actually spent a few months as a toddler in Vietnam (:
and going back very often.
SIGHS, now lesser time D:
oh well...
Anyways, what else was I gonna talk about?
hmmmm....
Oh great, I forgot D:
Well,
FINALLY DECIDED, to post the list, as promised ...
"101 ways to piss Eileen off" - okay yeah, wow.
Here it is, and dun freak out, cause its totally ridiculous?
Yeahh.
and
ITS ALL FAKE OKAYS!! really!
So don't go around spreading rumours and all -.-
its supposed to piss me off, but apparently, I don't really get pissed off easily (:
HAHS! ;D
That's why when I requested for my own personalised list, they were rather much like freaking out and frustrating what to write xD
They keep saying random facts, then I just like "huh?"
then after that, they were like "Nahh, it doesn't piss her off"
only then I realised they testing out -.-
LOL.
Yup yes, here it is, as blockquoted ;D
101 ways to annoy Eileen- Ask her when's her wedding with David
- Then ask if it's with Kah Whye instead
- Or maybe Bryan
- Or maybe Trevor
- Or Bing Xian
- Or Jie Hui
- Or Jason
- Or Leon
- Or Yee Han
- Or Zheng Yi
- Or Jing Heng
- Tell her you saw David gaying with Kah Whye
- Pretend to comfort her
- Say "You deserve better"
- Then ask her to propose to Mr Hong
- Then comment that it would be better for her to remain single
- Then tell her the blond's brain cell joke
- Then if she appears hurt, tell her you didn't mean it that way
- And that you were trying to cheer her up
- And that Kah Whye won't leave her even though she's blond
- And neither will David
- Then ask her to choose between the two
- Without waiting for her answer, start listing down her similarities with Kah Whye
- Like their height
- Then comment, "Cannot. Later Eileen grow taller than not compatible liaos."
- Then start on why she and David are more compatible
- If she gets angry, say you're helping her with her 终生大事
- And that she should be grateful
- And she can repay you by inviting you to her wedding
- Tell her she's not allowed to speak for one day
- If she protests, paste masking tape on her mouth
- Then add duct tape
- Then kidnap her and put her in a room, ALONE
- Tell her that if she attempts to escape, we'll throw her suona away
- Then we'll poke her with Geraldine's bow
- Then we'll stuff her into double bass casing
- Then we'll use pipa string to tie it up
- Then we'll whip her with Joanne's bow
- Then use Algena's zhongruan to whack her until she sees David spinning (stars spinning)
- Blow suona in BOTH of her ears
- Then throw her in one of drums and cover it so that she'll be in darkness
- Then start beating the drum at an increasing speed
- Then use the drum for CO performance
- Then after performance, tie the drum up with liuqin string so she cannot come out
- Then stuff dizi into her gullet until gullet become dizi
- Then if she drop any hair, use guzheng's string to replace or use as extension or highlight
- Then comment why her hair so stiff de
- Then exclaim, "OMG! EILEEN! YOUR H AIR IS EVOLVING!"
- Then attempt to bring her to mad scientist to examine her
- Then tell her the mad scientist is Geraldine
- Then stuff her into yangqin case
- Tell her its for easier transportation
- Lend her suona then lose it, on purpose
- Then keep following her around saying "I'm so sorry I lost your suona on purpose."
- Or "I'm sorry I threw your suona into the dustbin"
- Or "I'm sorry I throw your suona into the incinerator"
- Or "I'm sorry your suona is in the dumps"
- Or "Look! Trevor's playing your suona!"
- Or "Look! I saw your suona getting melted to form alloy"
- Or "Can we use your suona for lightsaber training?"
- Or "Hey! We are using your suona to behead you"
- Or "We stuffed your suona into Karen's pipa...
- Or "We hid your suona in Geraldine's cello"
- Or "It's in a double bass"
- Or "It's in that zhongruan"
- Or "It's stuck in a liuqin"
- Or "It's stuck in that yangqin"
- Or "It's stuck in the erhu"
- Or "Kah Whye's using it to practise for your birthday"
- Ask her "You have David?"
- Ask her "You have Kah Whye?"
- Ask her "You have Trevor?"
- Or "You have bx?"
- Ask her "You have Jing Heng?"
- ((Remember to point out the height difference))
- Ask her "You got Leon?"
- Ask her "You got YH?"
- Ask her "You got Jie Hui?"
- Ask her "You got Jason?"
- Ask her "You got Zheng Yi?"
- Ask her "You got Bryan?"
- Ask her "You got Algena?"
- Ask her "You got Blonde?"
- Ask her "You got Nun?"
- Ask her "You got Hui Shi?"
- Ask her "You got Janessa?"
- Ask her "You got
Edward Bloody Sparkling Thing?" - Ask her "You got Bacon?"
- Ask her "You got Meh-meh?"
- Ask her "You got Deanna?"
- Ask her "You got Mantou?"
- Ask her "You got Nessie?"
- Ask her "You got yourself?"
- Ask her "You got Marilyn?"
- Ask her "You got Ying Wei?"
- ((And so on))
- Tell her that you bought her a wedding dress for her b'day
- Labeled "for Eileen's wedding"
- Tell her that only Kah Whye & David lovers can't read above.
- Show her the list
tskkk..
I bet they really ran out of stuff to write! xD
keep repeating same lines with different objects/names.
LOL.
and I didn't really get annoyed (:
more like amused.
like the way/the tone of this entire list (:
oh well.
HAPPY READING! :Dand me is off to DINNER ;D
BYEBYE :D
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omg... scary shit!
Last night at my residential area, got this woman park finish car at 3rd floor, then its like 11+pm
then she saw this guy loitering at 4th floor corridor.
so she wanted the guy to go up first lahs.
then didn't press.
but after like 20secs also no movement.
Then after that the guy flashed at her -
LIKE WTH?!use the shirt cover face, then SHOW THE EXTRA PIECE OF SHIT which I'm thinking he wanna get cut off -.-
sighs.
what's wrong with their psychology for goodness sake!
If I had one, WHICH I DON'T -.- , of course keep it safe lahs!
And hidden, cause so PRIVATE, and precious, cannot let people take advantage.
This flasher ahs, wan people see then cut off for him is it? -.-
LOL.
I shall bring along a scissors with me in the future (:
Then people flash I take out scissors, and look very very interested in
that thingand open and close my scissors (:
and then I will do the eeeevael laughter which goes
MWUAHAHHAHAAHA!
yeah, probably would scare off the guy -.-
if not really go cut lahs.
hmmm, I wonder whether it will kena broken.
yeahyeahyeah.
and they can't charge me for assault or anything ;D
cause I did it out of self-defence, and if they didn't show, my scissors wouldn't have been of use now would it? ;O
Anwyays, so just now go in lift.
then I pressed up lahs, then go in press 15 suddenly the lift kept going down ehs.
WALAO.
I kena freaked out lahs! ._.
then faster press the numbers, then stopped at 9, I came out.
Then press up.
then right, wait hell long the lift at 12 dun wan come down fetch me sia.
biased is it?!
HMMPHS! D:Sighs, and well, apparently, I got home safe.
Or else I wouldn't be typing this -.-
Gahhhh..
POLICE AH POLICE!
faster catch the person ehs!
anyways the person most probably is live in this area also.
cause around 1min later the female who screamed at her like what?
loudest voice?
greatest breath?
hahahaa, she heard a loud slam like closing of door.
so, there you have it.
But I'm not sure whether its out block.
I just know its AROUND our block.
cause its like A, B, C, D per block NUMBER mahs.
Then yeah lorhs (:
oh well.
Anyways, I'm getting super UGH at myself ._.
People finish work already, I still do little little only D:
Die lahs Die lahs!
aiyooo.
I SO GOTTA NEED ORGANISATION SKILLS :X
and then if I tweet this, someone might gimme suggestions (:
yay! :D
Alrighty, back to work, back to work :D
ByeBye! (:
PS. Jalyn has one really disgusting pic about edward and bella.
the two images of them climbing a tree.
then stop-motion become they humping each other.
just that ....
BELLA IS ON EDWARD :O
so its either bella has a
dickor edward has it behind
herHIM, I mean. :P
And me and Jennie is still LOL-ing at the comic strip! xD
Oh today after lunch, go home.
then pangseh emily and joanne, we alight at bartley.
LOL -.-
end up, miss one minute only, then will catch up with them.
So we ended up missing their train, and we took the second one -.-
sighs, we're 6 mins slower D:
and its like, rushing all the way lorhs!
tskk, moral of story : don't act smart.
xD hahhaha.
LOL.
who ahs, jennie? ;P
Okay lahs, its me lahs -.-Yup, sorry, drag so long.
okay bye :D
and I fulfilled my promise of writing a longer post right ;D
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